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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Never Have I Ever...

Oh, wait. I think I have. At least I seemed to. Perhaps it's all a blur. Perhaps it always was a blur.

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Or vomits off the balcony. Or wanders off into the woods at night. Oh, wait. None of that happened this time. I think. Might be a bit of a blur.

So, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, I will state that it was all fun and games. Until "someone" sat in "the chair". Not Ionesco's chair, and not Plato's chair. The chair. You know the one I mean.

37 days till more fund and games. Ooh, the anticipation...

2 Comments:

Blogger Borderguard said...

I think I might sit in that chair next time...that is, if you promise to sit right next to it ;)

37 days ooooooooooooooooooo!

Thu Mar 16, 02:31:00 p.m. EST  
Blogger Borderguard said...

Honestly Jenn -- if it weren't for you, what fun would the parties be??? And just imagine the trouble you'll get into at the cottage! I'll bring 'the chair'...

Sat Apr 15, 03:33:00 p.m. EDT  

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