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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Bad Olympic Idea Of The Day - Day One

Imagine. You are Italy. You organize the olympics. Your women's hockey team is competeing. You draw up the schedule. It strikes you as a good idea to have your women's hockey team play Canada on the first day of competition.

After Canada scores 5 goals on 26 shots, and your team manages no goals on only 3 shots, you reconsider. However you take a moment and think that losing by 5 to Canada isn't all that bad. Things could be worse.

Oh, wait a minute. They are worse. That was only the first period...


Update: Game ends 16-0, Canada outshoots Italy 66-5.

1 Comments:

Blogger Borderguard said...

Canada? I'm SURE they don't know how to play hockey...

Best idea EVER.

Sun Feb 12, 12:09:00 a.m. EST  

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