The Customs Officer's Reports

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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I Smell Bacon

The Fuzz...Smokey... John Q. Law...Mr. Ossifer...

Yes, the highways of Southern Ontario are awash in flashing blue and red lights. I saw them everywhere yesterday and today, in two's and three's, parked just beyond a bridge, or just around a bend.

They always say that there is no quota system in place for traffic tickets. They say that it just wouldn't be fair. Okay. So why many cars out on patrol on the 28th of February?

It seems to me I haven't seen so many cruisers since the end of January...

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