The Customs Officer's Reports

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Living with Mad Cow Disease is much easier than you might think. You just have to know how to anticipate the symptoms.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Note to Tobey Maguire

Okay. Here's what you do. Find Tobey Maguire's e-mail, and send off a short missive. Gist fo that missive should be as follows:

"Think Johnny. That's right, Johnny Depp. Think about it"

1 Comments:

Blogger Borderguard said...

Didn't I comment on this last night? I've already sent 10.

Fri Jan 13, 11:57:00 p.m. EST  

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