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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Who's Bed Haven't Your Boots Been Under?

Oh, Belinda, whom are you doing now? Apparently Tie Domi. Or so his wife alleges, but wives don't always get these things right. Now some might argue that personal lives of politicians should be left private, and a little discretion will usually let that happen. However, if you're banging up the boards with a member (former or otherwise) of the Maple Leafs, somebody will probably find out.

I would have thought that Tie would be a little short for Belinda. And for Tie's part, well, isn't she just a bit of a skank-fest?

It would seem that Belinda is making a habit of dumping sports people for politicians and politicians for sports people. Eventually, she will look for a way to combine those two and make a move for Ken Dryden.

My advice? Run, Ken. Run.

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