This Is Your Captain Speaking...

"Hello travellers, I hope you are enjoying your flight from Spain to Graz, Austria. This is your Captain speaking, just wanted to let you know that I've HAD IT WITH THE MOTHER-F**CKING HAMSTER ON THIS MOTHER-F**CKING PLANE!!!...As a result, we will be diverting to Innsbruck, where we will be debarking. This plane will not be able to fly anywhere until a Hollywood film crew arrives to make a blockbuster motion picture (sequel), starring Samuel L. Jackson, who will exhibit bravery and instill much excitement aboard this soon-to-be grounded aircraft as he searches for and destroys (violently, no doubt) the MOTHER-F**CKING HAMSTER ON THIS MOTHER-F**CKING PLANE!!!...Thank you. Enjoy your stay in Innsbruck, and we hope you find an alternate, non-hamster-infested mode of transport back home to Graz."

Who's Bed Haven't Your Boots Been Under?

Oh, Belinda, whom are you doing now? Apparently Tie Domi. Or so his wife alleges, but wives don't always get these things right. Now some might argue that personal lives of politicians should be left private, and a little discretion will usually let that happen. However, if you're banging up the boards with a member (former or otherwise) of the Maple Leafs, somebody will probably find out.

I would have thought that Tie would be a little short for Belinda. And for Tie's part, well, isn't she just a bit of a skank-fest?

It would seem that Belinda is making a habit of dumping sports people for politicians and politicians for sports people. Eventually, she will look for a way to combine those two and make a move for Ken Dryden.

My advice? Run, Ken. Run.