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Friday, May 13, 2005

Beauty Shacks Up With Kindness

9:00 a.m. Do you know where your customs officer is?
If you don't know what that means, you probably shouldn't be reading this. Not that it's controversial, it just won't make sense.

First question of the day - which one's beauty and which one's kindness?

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2 Comments:

Blogger Borderguard said...

Firstly, yes I do know where MY customs officer is -- somewhere with an enormous supply of coffee. Winchester Machine -- you make me giggle. Didn't think that five-am crack could get any funnier -- that's why I like you... As for the question of the day, I'm beauty AND kindness damnint so there!

So, I was driving this guy... oh but it's the ANTICIPATION! The mad cow market is a healthy market and will continue to show exponential growth -- just so you know....

Indeed, all options have pros and cons. Option C's rule each other out into some far-off option oblivion. Option B has mad cow and a lot of music, and option A has farting dogs...man when you put it that way, NOTHING sounds appealing....

Just remember that 1) someone cares about you {seriously} 2) small things make the big things grow 3) that Jesus always has kind hands and 4)Soon I will be done....

- Your Faithful border traveller

Fri May 13, 11:03:00 a.m. EDT  
Blogger Borderguard said...

Yes and PS: I am NOT a transvestite....*SCOFFS*

Fri May 13, 11:07:00 a.m. EDT  

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