More Duck Tours Required

It has come to my attention that the fine city of Boston has a duck tour. I'm not entirely sure what all happens on said tour, but I am sure that I am in favour. I like ducks. I know other people who like ducks. Let's have some tours around here. You can find city ducks, country ducks, and sometimes even migratory ducks.

The best kind of migratory ducks are the ones that don't really go that far. Some people might call those ducks lazy. some might call them unimaginative. However, I prefer to think of them as just merely efficient. They know they should be going somewhere, but they're rather happy where they are and they know that they want to go back to their favourite pond soon, so they simply choose not to go very far away in the first place.

So, in the interest of promoting duck tours, here's one for all of you reading this:

Go west. Pass four traffic lights. (we recommend stopping for ones that mgiht be red, and waiting for them to turn green before proceeding.) Shortly after the fourth traffice light, the road bends left, but the path veers off to the right. As you begin to follow the path, it branches off, take the more heavily travelled path. It's a little long. Don't worry. You'll get there. Not too far down the path (at the bottom of a bit of a hill, there's a pond. It's a good pond. Lots of fish, a few canoes and stuff. Little light on ducks, though. Never sure why. Anyway, shortly after this pond, there's a secondary path leading off to the left. Take this path. Keep going till you find the really big path. It will be obvious - wide path, lots of people, bigger than all the other paths. Follow this for twenty minutes, then branch off to the right. at the fork, take the right one. (Now do I mean take the right one (right and wrong) or take the right one (left and right)...I leave that up to you. Take the fourth trail leading off this new path and head west. You are now on a street. Take the fifth right. Park. Go up the hill. Find the ducks. Easy if you know where to start.

Am I going to tell you where to start?

Yes.

Start right where I am now.

Am I going to tell you where I am right now?

No.

That wouldn't be any fun...

Find a duck, win a prize. Ready...Set....Go!